Mother Dearest is at it again

Mother Dearest (MD) lives in sheltered accommodation. Twas quite a sedate lovely kind of place. Grannies sitting knitting (shreddies no doubt) conversing about Granny type things like ..how young Police officers are these days and how they used to leave their doors wide open when they were young….


Now Christmas lunches at this establishment have always been conservative affairs. Sitting around with the after lunch port and lemon or maybe a nice sherry whilst Bing or Nat crooned their Christmas songs before they were wheeled back into their sweet little Granny homes……

Then the MD moved in …….this year we thought it odd when we got this message on face book

"Slightly piddled at Xmas funkI'll.go and lip on the sofa hee hee"

Wifey was dispatched with Brianna to go check what was going on….and when they arrived there they found all the inmates having a right rave !!! Bottles of wine open empty bottles all along the floor in amongst some passed out Grannies ….after dodging the line of Grannies asking the way to Amarillo..They found MD "Fissed as a part"…Brianna lectured her Nanna not to get to drunk and Wifey made a quick retreat before she was strapped into the infamous dentist chair…yep it was that kind of Party…

Her Facebook updates continued throught out the night  (and these are copied and pasted to keep authenticity)

"Absoletely trasgehed now"

"Still going folks nevefhad sucha .binge dtrinjk"

"Here Hee I'm sure you fo Steopj"

"jjjuuuuuusssssst

Ggggoooooooooooooooooooottttttttttt"

"7bottled later ans sdull going"

"jus got back home had a reaaaaaally brilliant day can't believe I drunk sssssso much wine and didn't get mullllered"

"good nighttt I am going to sleep now seeytoui all at the moot at the Boot xx"

"Bringing s newcnemberv"

Now I'll leave you dearest reader to be judge and jury….she claims she was not drunk..but when I called her at about 2200 hours she said she was one of the last three standing except she couldn't stand as she was too drunk…she did make it home into her cell eventually... with all the other inmates…probably still asking the way to Amarillo no doubt….