Jockanese K...MBE..part 2

Jockanese K…MBE………Who is this Guy?

Is it Marjorie the telephone operator ?……..uh uh!

Is it the little man who cleans up the toe nail clippings at the manicure shop in Bracknell? …….uh uh!

Is it the man who cleans bird poo off of Nelson's column in London ?….uh uh!

Is it Penry the mild mannered janitor……………Could Be?

(Cue …..Hong Kong Phooey music)

.Jock..an….ese K …….number one super guy….Jock….an ese …K ..faster than a human eye……He can talk he can chat more annoying than a smelly sock……..out in the desert….. the enemy think … that he is a crock!)


Well sports fans, welcome back to another update on the goings on in the 2007 Desert Classic Gu(o)lf tour. Well it has been another exiting week on the course, Another week has passed and this reporter is still alive and able to talk the hind legs of a donkey (Disclaimer: no donkeys were harmed writing this article).
There were some interesting developments this week, with the rival golf courses deciding that our course was too nice and they wanted to mess it up a little, so to the annoyance of the players and officials, the rivals decided it would be a good idea to throw a few unfriendly fire our way. Luckily for the players and organisers, there were no injuries and no damage to the club house.
There were however some other news breaks this week to report, contrary to popular reporting by some rival networks, we will not be ending the tour early and relocating it to a safer sanctuary, the tour will continue through to its natural conclusion at the end of the 18th green.
Stop the press: Water shortage in the desert. Yes would you believe it, the desert has officially run out of water. The situation has started to have an adverse affect on the players, as they appear to be developing a funny smell, which is putting off the other players. So this week we have seen some odd scoring. Luckily for the players however, there were adequate stores of bottled water for smell control. It is expected that this drought will only last a few days at most, a spokesperson for the water bottle company `Reverse-Naive` stated, it would not seriously affect their sponsorship of the tour.
Well as the sun sets on another hole of the course, and with a good par this week, watch this space for next weeks goings on in the ever changing Desert classic tour 2007.
Jockanese_K_MBE

(Cue bagpipes fading off into the distance playing "In the far far East there's a dirty little beast")