Healthy Shopping

Hooray! Schools are back. Rockstar proudly lined up as a Junior (key stage 2…ie year 3 ) His new teacher looked about 12 as he stood there in front of the class. So the daily routine will be settled again and in the next few weeks Mini minx starts big school too………(cue George Michael music….no not careless whisper??!?!??!?)…..Freedom!!!!!!!

So how’s my fight against BAFB going ?(Being A Fat Bast’d)…well on Saturday Wifey and I set off to Camberley (took the sproglets too) to find a specialist running shop as Wifey’s knee has started to hurt since starting running. Now as I’m battling against BAFB I erased the thought that entered my head upon arrival at Camberley that there is a cracking Chinese/Indian eat as much as you like restaurant called “So Asia” and I know Wifey was well thinking about it too but didn’t say anything….we must remain strong against these temptations resist the evils of fatness……. Rockstar suddenly piped up with …….”Dad can we go to that restaurant for dinner?” my mind was saying “No son Mummy and Daddy are portly people that need to reduce their food intake wouldn’t you prefer a lettuce leaf?” but what came out was “Yes son let’s go” We marched around Camberley looking for the specialist running shopping in order to get fit …couldn’t find it …so sod it ….. off to So Asia it was…….

After we gorged and guzzled fed and feasted we founds the shop they had us both on the treadmill filming our feet as we pounded down on the hapless machine…that quite frankly was going nowhere!!! Unlike my cocktail of chicken madras and sweet and sour pork balls . Anyway it turned out that Wifey is a moderate pronater but I’m a complete neutral runner ,in other words the way my foot treads when running is absolutely spot on straight where wifey’s are bent sort of anyway…before I knew it we were splashing big stylie on some really expensive Saucony trainers.

Early Sunday morning I went out for a run but to my disappointment the trainers didn’t do the running for me I still had to put in some effort although to be fair they are really comfy and I did knock off over 5 minutes off of my PB (ark at me eh??!??!?) for that distance. Weight is down to about 18stone 5 too. Which is amazing considering the So Asia trip.

We had to hurry home having battered our credit card again as SJ was coming over(do you remember her? Former Hot Machero singer ? niece? She had a dodgy Chinese meal in Brighton and ended up pregnant? …..you do ? cool) Well she brought over her baby……wow! she was just like a miniature version of SJ…looks around the room with that vacant expression …Pukes after she drinks too much …..laughs when you play peek a boo with her …and dribbles constantly…….two peas in a pod.

I think the Vatican should know about Cubase!!!! The Pope needs to denounce it as nothing more than Satin’s evil …for two weeks we have been slaving with Kultural Karma and it sounds half decent on Cubase but on exporting it I’m having issues ……it’s all a weird kind of science to me! I’d got so engrossed in trying to resolve my Cubase issues the other night that I realised about midnight I’d lost me mobile……..dum dum dahhh!!!! How could I survive so I rang it several times and I walked around the house listening for it …eventually Mother dearest answered it …..? She was in bed and could hear a strange noise coming from her sofa…upon further investigation she discovered my mobi which had fallen from my pocket when earlier that evening I jumped in to prone position on her settee pointing out how dry the room was and demanded some of her hotpot she was cooking for herself (my request was flatly denied ) well I suppose that was a bit cheeky…..So after getting Mother Dearest out of bed to answer my phone I let her go to sleep again …I remembered it was out of charge………so I rang it again …”Mother Dearest you couldn’t put it on charge for me could you ?” wasn’t really what she wanted to hear as she got out of bed the second time ….but hey ho! She chose to be my Mum!!!!!!!…..The next morning she arose from a somewhat interrupted sleep and thought ….she’d find out if I’d like her to bring my mobile phone round to me……….yep you guessed it…she rang my Mobi!!!!!!