At Heathrow Police station stands a prisoner's property bag ....inside a set of bagpipes........the grumpy foul mouthed lone piper finally silenced! If only til the courts let him off that is.............
A very merry festive greetings to all you Tinsel crowned hotties, mince pie filled sports fans and red breasted Trekies out there.
Well the time has come for me to call FOUR on the tour updates, even though i still have a week or so to go before departing these shores for pastures friendly. I suspect the final hole will be most difficult of all the holes by far. Our organising authorities are about to hand over the area to the locals, and our rivals have already stepped up their golf ball throwing in objection. But with our heads down and chins up, we will continue to play our way down the fairway, and the tour shall carry on.
Well the celebrities have flown the cooop so now its the turn of Mr Big cheese to pay another visit to the tour on yet another cynical PR stunt, obviously he didnt learn the painful lesson the last time he tried. With a few quotes of Churchill and Mountbatten, and with his feet firmly planted in his mouth, again he rained confusion and untruths and gave people in the homeland the impression that we would all be back for Xmas, oh what a lovely idea Mr Big, pity its not going to happen. Never mind i am sure that the homeland players will see through your veil and see you for what you are!!
On another note of a visit this week, it was my pleasure to be invited along with several other players from the Blue Airways to meet and greet out head chief. He was visiting to show his support for all the blue suited members of playing staff and organisers. So it was tea and crumpets all round, with a few tally ho's and pointed wax moustaches, slaps on the thighs, but no white scarves to be seen.
You may well remember last weeks update, i mentioned a commedian that was visiting, well he is here and starts his 1st shows tomorrow night (that's Sunday 16th Dec), and yours truly is at the premier, so ill tell you all about it when i get home, and obviously tell you who it was too, and if i am lucky ill have a picture or two that can prove it.
I would like to say thank you to you all for bearing with my ramblings over the past 4 months, and hope that they have not bored you too much and have provided a little entertainment and a few laughs along the way. Writing the updates has given me a release from the environment and the ability to laugh off some of the unsavoury elements of playing on the tour.
So for the last time, i shall sign off, pack my troubles away and take the short walk to freedom, As the song goes "Leaving on a jet plane....dont know when ill be back again....." hopefully not too soon
I hope everyone has a very merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year.
Thanks for reading.
Jockanese K Mbe
On behalf of every one connected with Hot Machero ....Jocky K ....MBE ...we salute you! hurry home .
(The sound of a lone piper playing in the Far far East can be heard as he hitch hikes towards the M1 Scotland bound!)
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