Tuesday 20 March 2007

Dark Marge and snot!

Wifey has been enjoying adding bits to myspace. For some reason only known to her she is looking for a gerbil playing a guitar to post up onto the site. Why I don't know!!!!!!! At least it is a fairly healthy obsession with gerbils unlike Richard Gere's.

As soon as the band records anything or has some photos done we will post it on up there. Extending the blog to myspace has been a good move seeing the comments come rolling in has brought new meaning to my writing. Seeing old pictures of Dark Magi (my brother.........formerly known as widdy woddy) has brought about a certain nostalgia to the page. As I leaf through the mind book of memories I remember vividly the space suit that the Dark Marge is wearing. He leads everyone to believe that he was into all things space and sci fi even at that young age. The sad truth was that he had a terrible snotty nose and Mother dearest was at the end of her tether as to what to do. She regularly scraped the snot off of his clothes after a day of running down them. Rumour has it that the local church had lovely light green candles compressed from the stuff. The snotting was obviously a problem but the sneezing was why she felt she had to cover his head with the helmet. If you look carefully at the goldfish bowl on his head it is slightly green. This was not always the case and the constant soiling discoloured it. Dark Marge's problems didn't stop there and Mother dearest had to put him in a jumpsuit for the other issue.….All this psychological turmoil had to take it's toll on the brain somehow ........bless him he even referred to the band as Hot Mackerel in a rare text message I received from him the other day.

The British public!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ashamed!!!! they should be!…the British public voted for some worthless pop song over Justin Hawkins to represent us in the Eurovision song contest this year. Malta have chosen a song called Vertigo (absolutely nothing to do with U2!!) the video of which is filmed near my old scouts HQ. I think both countries are doomed to fail miserably.

Hot Machero are meeting up on Monday minus SJ who is currently out in Chicago with a moose?!?!?!?!(maybe that is what you do in the windy city) Chippy will be in attendance hurrah! Another chance to get the music right for when SJ returns and the full compliment of Hot Machero finally meet on the 2nd of April. They are all at it! Chippy is buying himself a new amp!!!!! I will struggle to be heard. The guitar show looms....a new bass amp has my name on it...........so soon the band's bottom end will get louder(without the aid of baked beans)

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